ohmygod
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God of Light
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Post by ohmygod on Aug 3, 2017 10:31:05 GMT -8
This contest is brought to you by Trespasserby for being one of the winners of the Valentine contest! Deadline: from August 3rd to October 3rd Winners Announced: There will be a grand winner and a runner-up winner. Winners will be announced 1-2 weeks after the end of the contest by your humble Ohmygod. How to win: Write the funniest LOST poster caption. After the deadline, the winners will be decided by a team of staff members who will evaluate the entries. Contest description + rules: LOST Poster CaptionBasically, fill out this template: LOST:REWARD:OWNER:NOTE: Any additional comments you feel are necessary. Example: LOST: 38th Sun Knight REWARD: We will take the despicable bastard off your hands. OWNER: Church of the God of Light NOTE: Do not approach if he has amnesia: public safety hazard. Contact immediately if found. May possibly be lured out by blueberry sweets. The thing that was lost can be any person, item, or creature just so long as there’s some connection to Yu Wo’s works! By the way, you’re just writing up the caption to a poster, not making the entire poster. General Rules:1. To enter, you must have an account on PrinceRevolution's forum. We will contact you through the PM system in the event that you have won. 2. One entry per person. Please don't use different accounts to participate more than once. Otherwise you will be disqualified. 3. PR! Staff members can participate but they are not allowed on the evaluating team. 4. Late entries will not be considered. 5. Submissions go in this thread. Prize optionsGrand Winner can choose 1 option from below:1. Snail mail from PR! including a handwritten letter and one LSK keychain. 2. Sneak peek of a No Hero chapter. 3. A song of your choice sung by PR! staff. There’ll be at least one singer. 4. A Lost poster made of your winning entry by PR! staff. There is no guarantee on how it will turn out. 5. A drabble that’s anywhere between 100 to 1000 words featuring what was lost in your entry, written by Lucathia. {Available LSK keychains} Runner Up winner can choose 1 option from below:1. Sneak peek of a No Hero chapter. 2. A song of your choice sung by PR! staff. There’ll be at least one singer. 3. A Lost poster made of your winning entry by PR! staff. There is no guarantee on how it will turn out. 4. A drabble that’s anywhere between 100 to 1000 words featuring what was lost in your entry, written by Lucathia. All winners will receive a contest winner forum badge to display in their forum profile. Good luck! We look forward to your entries!
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Post by Krescent on Aug 3, 2017 13:03:57 GMT -8
thought of this almost immediately after I read the rules XD {Spoiler!} LOST: 38th Generation Cloud Knight REWARD: I’ll share half of my blueberry sweets with you and half of Leaf Knight’s seasoning! OWNER: 38th Generation Sun Knight NOTE: Hair color: pink Eye color: let me know if you find out Like a ghost Check in your bookshelves, in closets, cupboards… If found, be sure to put a leash on him to prevent further drifting! Also cover with a bed-sheet to prevent burning in the sun Contact me at XXXXX if found *Scribbled at the bottom of the lost poster* “Sun, did you remember to check behind you yet?” - Storm “…thanks” - Sun “Sun! I’m going to need a few more hairs from you~ ” - Leaf “. . .” - Sun
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Post by armadatw on Aug 4, 2017 15:09:43 GMT -8
LOST: Worthless golden-haired bastard
REWARD: Be grateful I'm taking him off your hands!
OWNER: Carol
NOTE: "Stupid creature. Please do not pick up."
Details: Clumsy idiot who smells like roses; has a smile matchless in brilliance Often found in situations endangering himself or trying to help random strangers... most likely both Likely holding a red-eyed golden slime
If found, please lock him in a room and leave a message for me at the XXXXX inn so I can come beat him up!
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Post by kazemizu7 on Aug 4, 2017 23:02:55 GMT -8
Lost: Children
Reward: A life time of gratitude from a sleep deprived author and crazed, foaming at the mouth, go betweener between author and publisher.
Owner: Yu Wo
Notes: Holding on to these children may lead to poverty, loss of friends, loss of family, loss of home, loss of girlfriend, loss of wife, ire from all men in the world, turning into a drink fiend, loss of hair, wrinkles, repeating heart attacks, give reason to doubt sanity, encourage belief in vampires, encourage belief in heros, destroy any mental image of what being a knight means, end up with you being chased by man-eating monsters, being chased by undead, end up with you being trapped in a virtual world (potentially gender-bending or sword bending), trapped in an alternate world, discovering truths about the world you were best left not knowing, missing a few organs, discovering modification to your body, learning how to fall down the stairs gracefully, broken bones, in the hospital, talking to a dragon, being chased by said dragon, or a never ending migraine.
Please keep in mind that no matter how bad the situation created by those children gets, you will not lose your life. You may, however, wish you do. These children are (mostly) not bad, just away from where they belong and are understood.
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Post by lunagem4 on Aug 6, 2017 21:14:27 GMT -8
LOST: Meatbun
REWARD: Fire Phenix won't destroy the city.
OWNER: Prince
NOTE: Please help me find him, Yulian-dasoas smile is too intimidating.
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Post by pandamonium on Aug 9, 2017 15:51:02 GMT -8
Lost: Divine Sun Sword (Affectionately called the 'skin care wonder')
Reward: The Sun Knight's very own top secret face mask
Owner: Definetely not Grisia Sun
Note: Bring a blueberry tribute and don't kill the person who opens the door (be prepared for a stupidly long-winded, pink or green faced monster). Judgement has already tamed him. It'll be ok. He only bites when he wants to.
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Post by Queue on Aug 14, 2017 18:44:15 GMT -8
LOST: Pet Swordsman (answers to the name Xiao Bai). Male. Long black ponytail and amber eyes. Very pretty.
REWARD : 2 soft-boiled Metalligator's eggs
OWNER: Shooting Star
NOTE: Apply for reward at the Stella City Adventurer's Guild. BONUS if you return Sword of Sacred White with him
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Post by Moony on Aug 16, 2017 1:15:42 GMT -8
LOST: An Xiang Ye
REWARD: An afternoon with the 'Angel'!
OWNER: Briar
NOTE: You all know the 'Angel', so it wouldn't be too hard to find him, would it?! When you return him, you can spend an afternoon with him but don't you dare trying something funny! Just an afternoon, nothing else. He has already promised to marry me, so don't get any funny ideas!
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Post by moonlightray on Aug 20, 2017 15:08:22 GMT -8
LOST: Ohmygod, the God of Slimes
REWARD: I don't have any money, but I'll sing you any song of request! Or two, or even three!! Just please return Ohmygod to me...
OWNER: Silvester Uriah Nate, aka Silvie, aka S.U.N., aka that golden-haired idiot of a bard that never shuts up (S: C-Carol! That's mean! C: Well, that's the only way anyone would ever recognize you in order to return that lump of yours. S: T^T)
NOTE: He may look just like an ordinary golden slime, but I promise he's actually alive! Please treat him well; he's a God after all... Ohmygod is a very strong slime, and he's intelligent enough to obey commands too! I usually feed him once a week, something simple like small pieces of jerky. He's a jelly-like creature, so he's never needed water before. He'll go to sleep wherever, but his favourite resting place is on a shoulder, so if possible, please carry him like that! Oh, yes, and he prefers if you pet him on the head rather than the body, but then again I suppose it can be kind of diffcult to distinguish between the two, so if you just-- (Runs out of space; Silvester continues writing on the other side, but since the poster is pinned up there's no way to turn it over. But then again, do you really want to keep reading this bard's redundant blabbing?)
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Post by AkaiiRia on Aug 21, 2017 12:39:13 GMT -8
LOST: His Highness Prince
REWARD: Nude pictures of me and His Highness (secretly taken by Lolidragon) *Don’t you dare try to kidnap His Highness and keep him all for yourselves! Prince is mine!*
OWNER: His Highness' most treasured bard Guiliastes
NOTE: Pl-please help m-me find His Highness! He has absolutely no sense of direction. What if he lost his way and fell from some cliff again? Oh no! Wh-what if he’s wandering about on a faraway continent, without a cent to his name, suffering from the cold and hunger, dressed in rags, and might end up as a corpse on some street… N-NO!!! I can’t let that happen! Your Highness, where on Earth have you gone to??? Your Gui will come to your rescue!!!
Odd Squad: You’re not allowed to waste money by searching for that idiot! *Everyone processes to put Gui in confinement to stop him from running after their dumb liege lord.*
Prince: Where the XXX did I end up again? Huh. What's with those weird giant robots? Did the designers fu**ed up again? *Sigh* Everyone, if you guys read this message… please bring me food! I don't think metal is edible here. *stomach growls*
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Post by tragic on Aug 22, 2017 18:48:40 GMT -8
What the poster says:
LOST: Completely normal male college student. Student is completely normal.
REWARD: The prevention of: an economic collapse and/or destruction of the world.
OWNER: His older brother, Charles.
Additional Notes: Student is a combat major, highly skilled in hand to hand combat, weaponry, poison, modification of ordinary items into lethal equipment, and has an advanced intelligence system. Additionally, in the event you minutely harm the student, even if he does not hurt you, you should be prepared to sit down and prepare your last testament. Also, do not to think too deeply regarding the background of the ordinary student.
What the poster means:
LOST: An Ye is the best didi. He is perfect and most beautiful in existence and everyone should love him. There is no better angel is this world. Without him, there is no meaning in this world and it should be destroyed. The world does not matter, only my didi.
REWARD: Anything you want, nothing matters except my didi’s safety. If my didi does not return home for a delicious and loving dinner, I will destroy the world. Anyone who dares hurt or do perverted things or become too intimate or make me didi wear revealing clothes or corrupt my didi or restrain my didi or make my didi sad or touch my didi or touch a hair on my didi deserves pain worse than death by the Abjurations squad. Their entire family line should die.
OWNER: My didi has no owner--who would dare!! However, he is MY didi, no one else’s, just like I am his gege and no one else is allowed to be called that. If they do…death by Abjuration squad! However, no one can know he is my didi or he won’t be able to like a normal life. What do you mean, put down his older brother “Charles”? Since when has that troublesome vampire become his older brother!!! I should have killed that vampire the moment I heard his name! No, the moment An Ye met him! No, I should have killed that vampire the moment he was born! Him being born before me is no obstacle to brotherly love!
Additional Notes: Student is my, the Solaris Emperor’s didi, and he is all I care about. Contact the Solaris Corporation immediately regarding any news of him. If he is talking to anyone, I what their full name, background, and family history going back nine generations. No news is too minute when it comes to my didi.
<<<Hello, I really only joined just now to post it because I suddenly had the idea and just wanted to make it happen. I was actually tempted on just posting this as a comment instead of here because I was feeling lazy, but didn't know if people would read it there ...hence creating an account *embarrassed* Ah, the namessss I was going to do were all taken, so I'm going with Tragic for no really good reason :U >>>
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Holy Knight Trainee
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Post by ros on Aug 23, 2017 19:45:41 GMT -8
Wow, it's been awhile since I was last here (almost 2 years!)...
After this contest ends, maybe this could be a game? seems interesting...
This poster is from somewhere in the early-middle of the series, before any big changes that would be spoilers to mention.
LOST: An undead. Any undead. Maybe a couple?
REWARD: Lollipops. How many? Three, jumbo sized lollipops. ... Five. ... Ten, but no more! Acceptable.
OWNER: Mysterious Masked Man SUPREME DRAGON!!!! You know who.
Additional Notes: **** it Pink, you know not to go disappearing on me like this... I'm really stressed right now... Well, you shouldn't have stolen my lollipops then, should you! The Lost Board would like to request that specific requests go to the Jobs Board. The Lost Board would also like to request that it is not used for conversions, and that posts are NOT stuck permanently to the board. The Temple of Light would like to request assistance of our citizens to discover the identity of this Mysterious Masked Man and bring him to justice for consorting with the undead. Information critical to his capture will be rewarded with a minimum of 1000 coins. HAHA!!!!
After reading about the reward, Grisia cries.
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Post by Deathisinevitable9000 on Aug 28, 2017 19:33:02 GMT -8
LOST: A motorbike REWARD: Signed photo of Dark Sun OWNER: An Xiang Ye NOTE: May seem like it's talking but just ignore it, it's probably your imagination. Do not approach, very dangerous. Do not ride especially! (Can go over 500km/hr). Likes Dragonpeace.
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Post by fatcatinside on Sept 30, 2017 21:44:42 GMT -8
~×LOST BOARD×~
LOST: Sense of Shame REWARD: Nosebleed-inducing Chapters; Siblings' Realized Fantasies OWNER: Jiang Shuyu NOTE: Can occasionally be found lying around on the floor, flying around, or floating in the outer space. Warning!DO NOT, under any circumstances, RETURN said package. If found, please immediately throw away somewhere far away or in another dimension, out of the Jiang Militia Family's reach.
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Post by thebookgirl on Oct 1, 2017 15:38:58 GMT -8
LOST: Our beloved brother, Knight-Captain Ceo Storm
REWARD: Under the radiance of the benevolent God of Light, us brothers of Knight-Captain Storm will see to it that anyone who helps to find our dear comrade will receive reasonable compensation for their time and goodwill, and the benevolent God of Light's protection will shine upon him or her eternally!
OWNER: Our dear Storm Knight has sworn to fulfill his duties as a Holy Knight until the day comes when the God of Light's blessing truly and fully shines upon his dear student. The Holy Temple is truly not the same without even one of our dear comrades. We miss our dear brother and hopes that his poor soul may return to the benevolent God of Light's warm embrace here in the Holy Temple!!
NOTE: If our dear brother Knight-Captain Storm is bereaved and grievous about returning to the God of Light's embrace, it may be attributed to his shame at having been away from us in the first place. If anyone knows of Knight-Captain Storm's whereabouts and willingly chooses to withhold the information, even fleeing to the far corners of the earth is not far enough! Rushing off to meet the God of Light would be the only escape, but would He forgive an action such as kidnapping one of His Twelve Holy Knights? In contrast, by ratting out the one responsible, even if the Storm Knight himself has willingly fled, you will definitely receive divine protection, even if you require the God of Light's personal subjects, His holy knights, to protect you from those who might wish you harm, no matter if it is the demon king himself who wishes ill upon you.
(After writing this, the remaining Twelve... Eleven Holy Knights all shared the same thought, which was, "Isn't it the demon king who wants Storm back the most, and would be most grateful to have him returned?" Meanwhile, Judgment personally furrowed his brow at the footnote, knowing that the final paragraph would likely be attributed to him, but not knowing how the citizens would regard such sentiments in association with him.)
The fliers were only one of many efforts to retrieve the Storm Knight who absolutely must be recovered, no matter the cost, else a fate infinitely worse than the Sun Knight dying would befall the Holy Temple...
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