nimue
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I ship too many boy pairings.
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Post by nimue on Jul 8, 2015 22:55:06 GMT -8
Then Ah Ye would be happy and ask Charles to transform...over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Melody would be miffed, and Briar would want to fly with him.
If Melody was actually a villain...
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Post by CherryChimchim on Jul 9, 2015 0:16:37 GMT -8
...then Charles would either be dead or a slave waiting for his master to save him.
If Charles met Meatbun-bun...
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Post by Trespasserby on Jul 9, 2015 1:49:19 GMT -8
Then Charles would likely be intelligent enough to reason out not to cook this meat bun. He probably would be very confused by Meatbun, but would still try his best to entertain the slightly more unusual than usual guest until Ah Ye returned home.
If Ah Ye accidentally stepped on Charles's foot with full force...
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Post by CherryChimchim on Jul 9, 2015 3:16:21 GMT -8
...then he would be incredibly distraught at what he has done, while Charles would be doing his best to maintain a butler's calm expression (he would probably heal fast anyway).
If Briar wanted to marry someone else when she grew up...
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Post by Trespasserby on Jul 9, 2015 13:52:53 GMT -8
Then it would be uncharacteristic of an Yu Wo character, since all of the ones with canon pairings seem to be incredibly devoted to each other, some even pursuing the one they love for years. But if Briar wanted to marry someone else when she grew up... I doubt Ah Ye would hold her to her promise, even if he already loves her so much. She's a determined child, even at this age, so if Briar finds someone that she is certain that she loves more than Ah Ye, the decision to break her promise would likely be well thought out. Ah Ye wouldn't be as petty as to bind Briar to that promise if she was truly set on her decision.
If Charles somehow managed to run out of usable butler uniforms...
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Post by CherryChimchim on Jul 9, 2015 15:49:47 GMT -8
...then he would have to resort to wearing the clothes he bought from X-Killer and wearing his frilly aprons over it.
If all the characters were gender-swapped...
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Post by Trespasserby on Jul 9, 2015 18:30:04 GMT -8
Then X-Killer would suddenly have more business than usual, as the various characters went in to buy new sets of clothing. (Honestly, I don't think Ah Ye would bother buying a new set of clothes unless someone insisted on it, or if the clothes really didn't fit anymore.) Ah Ye might receive a phone call from Ri Xiang Yan with reassurances that even if they were now female, they would still be brothers forever.
If the bored bodyguards on watch spent their free time turning the roof of Ah Ye's apartment building into a rooftop garden...
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Post by CherryChimchim on Jul 9, 2015 21:52:48 GMT -8
...then there would not be any non-humans who would dare try to claim such a roof.
If Melody bought a brown truck instead...
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Post by Trespasserby on Jul 10, 2015 6:55:50 GMT -8
Then maybe she could actually fit everyone into it. (She had six people in one sports car in V3C2. I'm not sure if there were enough seatbelts to go around.)
If DSII kept nagging Charles to go on a ride with him...
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Post by CherryChimchim on Jul 11, 2015 17:32:41 GMT -8
...then Charles would continually decline the request, with increasing # appearing on his face, and finally subtly threaten DSII while maintaining his butler demeanour.
If Ah Ye became the Sun Emperor...
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Post by Krescent on Jul 13, 2015 15:48:19 GMT -8
...then absolutely no one would dare to hurt the elderly, mothers, and children. Also, fried chicken stalls would be found every couple of meters on the street.
If Ri Xiang Yan and Grisia fused together to become one person with one mind...
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nimue
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I ship too many boy pairings.
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Post by nimue on Jul 13, 2015 22:20:34 GMT -8
...there would be utter chaos. Chaos. There would be a massive search for the rest of the Twelve Holy Knights, there would be another secretary named Adair, Ah Ye would find himself with eleven extra brothers. Melody would fixate on Ceo (poor guy) and Briar would have more people to look after her. DSII would coax Elmairy into riding on him, and Eloise would pop up (somehow) into Ah Ye's apartment and make Ceo uncomfortable...as I said. Chaos.
If DSII had a female humanoid body...
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Post by Trespasserby on Jul 14, 2015 13:05:59 GMT -8
Then Papa Avery was probably having too much doing random experiments one day, and that was one of the random results. But on the bright side, Dragon Peace could have a cute girl ask him for an autograph instead of a motorbike.
If a video clip of Dark Sun's motorcycle asking Dragon Peace for an autograph went viral...
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Post by CherryChimchim on Jul 16, 2015 22:06:57 GMT -8
...then everyone would believe that Dark Sun is an avid fan of Dragon Peace.
If all the characters were the names of dishes in a restaurant...
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Post by Trespasserby on Jul 17, 2015 0:53:06 GMT -8
If the characters were named after the dishes, then the Ah Ye dish must have massive portions for it to become the name of character that loves eating so much. If the dishes were named after the characters, the Charles should either be a variety of scrumptious but tastefully displayed food or a cup of blood.
If DSII suddenly reappeared in his human form next chapter, forcing Charles to cook for Dell, Bramble, May, Curtis Christopher, and two people with the young master's appetite...
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