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Post by armadatw on Aug 9, 2017 7:04:12 GMT -8
Granted. This sentence now types itself using active voice, but it presents itself as a response to your post; so you have no creative control over it.
I wish the response to this wish can be presented as an anagram of itself. (Good luck!)
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Post by jamdal on Aug 11, 2017 15:10:50 GMT -8
Granted:
Now it is. Sit. I won.
Det narg?
I wish that actually made sense.
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Post by armadatw on Aug 14, 2017 5:36:27 GMT -8
Granted: The question shall now be changed to "Narg det?" meaning "What is narg?" in Swedish. However, we still don't know what a narg is in that context, and we're using a foreigner's poor attempt at Swedish to make it make sense.
I wish the "Dominion's End" light novel series is completed and fully translated into English on the PR website right now.
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Post by jamdal on Aug 24, 2017 11:18:48 GMT -8
Granted. Except the author's dominion over it ended (get it?) partway through, and it went in a direction that you did not expect or appreciate at all.
I wish I had a very useful superpower with absolutely no ill side effects whatsoever.
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ros
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Post by ros on Aug 24, 2017 22:36:49 GMT -8
Granted. You now have the ability to know how to make all those around you happiest. You feel obliged to make them happy, as you know the method to make them happiest while making sure you too are happy. In fact, the method that would make them happiest will also make you happiest! You spend the rest of your life in a happy daze, making yourself and everyone around you happy, healthy, and long lived. Sure, you sometimes seem a bit creepy when you turn to get to something before it is relevant, but nobody cares because you make them so happy! You would feel worried about how this power has taken over your life, but it makes you so happy... and you've never been healthier. Who says you can't have everything? Your gift lets you have everything you want! Maybe before you got it, you would have wanted more, but now you know that that would have just led to a feeling of dissatisfaction. You are at peace with the world, and maybe, if you live long enough, you will make world peace a thing. Such a great superpower, right? Who wouldn't want it. Right?
I wish someone would answer me.
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Post by jamdal on Aug 29, 2017 18:33:18 GMT -8
Granted. "Yeah, whatever."
I wish I would never have traveled back in time from a week in the future.
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Post by armadatw on Aug 30, 2017 7:48:56 GMT -8
Granted. Congratulations! You're already living your wish right now; how uneventful.
I wish more people are actively replying to these forum games.
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Post by jamdal on Aug 30, 2017 14:27:16 GMT -8
Granted. So many people keep replying to them, that by the time you can type up a reply to the latest post, another post has already been made in reply to that, and yours now seems out of place. Of course, you can't revise it in time to match, because there will always be another. People on the forum games begin to despise you for always making posts that are out of place, and they eventually vote to ban you from the internet.
I wish these wishes would stop being so meta after this one.
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Post by armadatw on Sept 7, 2017 12:48:46 GMT -8
Granted, but the wish is only guaranteed with this post and not necessarily to your point-of-view.
I wish humans have the natural ability to see radio waves and other types of waves outside the visible color spectrum.
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Post by jamdal on Sept 8, 2017 13:31:08 GMT -8
Granted. Everyone is effectively blinded by all the waves from cell phones and whatnot, including you.
I wish for a Little Caesar's cheese pizza.
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ros
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Post by ros on Sept 11, 2017 18:03:04 GMT -8
Granted. It is 3 weeks old and you found it in a dumpster.
I wish jamdal was a jam merchant, who would sell blueberry jam...
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Post by jamdal on Sept 17, 2017 9:37:44 GMT -8
Granted!
Oh, and by the way, would you like to buy some blueberry jam? It's made with real blueberries! I mean, sure, it may also include ingredients from a 3-week old pizza I found in a dumpster, but you don't know that, and what you don't know can't hurt you.
Please? It only costs $5 for a jar!
Pretty please?
Oh, come on! I wish you'd just buy it already.
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Post by cheeto on Jun 30, 2018 17:55:10 GMT -8
Granted! But Ros sued you for food poisoning.
I wish allergies didn't exist...
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Post by armadatw on Jul 18, 2018 7:05:43 GMT -8
Granted, but severe phobias for the things causing the allergies now take their place. Enjoy being deathly afraid of pollen and nuts!
I wish I had a portable omniscient device that would automatically answer correctly any questions that I ask of it.
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Post by kamui on Aug 26, 2019 21:51:56 GMT -8
Granted. Unfortunately, it comes in the form of a dancing, ice-skating blue and purple robot that answers everything in the form of repetitive strings of probability accompanied by a dance routine.
I wish rain fell upwards from the ground.
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