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Post by cheeto on Oct 6, 2015 19:06:38 GMT -8
Moon: "Hmmph! Glad you came back it would be such a hassle going to look for you!" (winks lovingly and desperately at Ceo) Earth: "P-perhaps S-storm needs some time to rest, m-maybe y-you can u-use my r-room, so you won't b-bump into someone you k-know" >>Holy cow! Ceo is super hot!<< Sun: "It is Sun's belief that even though our brother Storm is now a Sister, we are still the God of Light's children so we must not try and give special treatments since we are after all only children under the God of Light's gaze" >>As if I'll let you take advantage of Storm! I saw him first!<< (Earth and Sun stare menacingly at each other) Leaf: "Ammm...you know, I'm now an elf so-" Metal: "Can you shoot arrows at me from your room?!" (puppy eyes) Leaf: "..." (turns around and walks towards his own room) Storm: >>Master! winking at girls was horrible but I'll die if I have to wink at boys now!<<
Please imagine the >><< as italic, I couldn't do it so I improvised. First try...I hope I did it right.
Sun unexpectedly and unknowingly creates a super perfume that attracts everyone who smells it, and right now he is sitting in town at the plaza's fountain.
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Post by Monica on Oct 8, 2015 9:28:52 GMT -8
Earth: "S-Sun! C-can I have some?" Elmairy: "Wow, Sun! You smell delicious!" Sun smell like spices! Ecilan: "Recipe..." I need to modify that recipe to became edible! (give a piece of paper and a pen to Sun) Pope: "Where's the donation box? Quick!" (orders a holy knight nearby back to Holy Temple while watching Grisia from distance with shining eyes)
Neo suddenly brings a dragon egg to Holy Temple.
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Ariana
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Post by Ariana on Oct 8, 2015 10:24:53 GMT -8
Sun: "Sun feels incredibly blessed by this unexpected visit from his most honoured teacher." (inches away) "He is most delighted to be able to see his teacher in his usual splendid health." (inches further away) "Although he can barely contain his curiosity, as to the extrordinary item, his teacher has brought with him, which is commonly called a 'dragon egg', Sun is afraid that he has a very urgent meeting to attend." (flees as fast as he can and tells Lesus to go find his teacher) Judgement: "I will go and call Teacher." Ice: I wonder what baby dragons eat... Chasel: "Neo! What did you do this time!" Aldrizzt: "I'm sorry, I tried to stop him..."
Neo has decided to take a month long vacation in the Holy Temple and nothing can deter him. While he is there, he also insits on drinking AND sparring with every single member of the Twelve Holy Knights. So far, he has sought out (and found) each of the Twelve at least five times and there are still three weeks to go.
(Sorry, that got a bit longer...)
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Post by CherryChimchim on Oct 9, 2015 4:17:34 GMT -8
Holy Knights: "Quick, Cloud! Where are the best cabinets to hide in?" Cloud: (raises head above library counter and silently points at cupboards) Judgement: (continues on with work as usual and spars with Neo when asked, but refuses to drink) Pope: If Neo doesn't end his "vacation" soon, I'm going to freeze his retirement funds. Otherwise he's going to spend all the Church's money on wine!
An earthquake rips through Leaf Bud City, the Holy Temple is split from the continent and is floating in the middle of the sea.
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Post by Ariana on Oct 9, 2015 5:09:21 GMT -8
Sun: (looks out the window) "This Sun Knight beseeches his brothers to stay calm in the face of anymosity, as there is no reason to descend into panic, as we still have each other. I don't care, I never leave the temple anyways. Pope: "Sun, you do know that the seal only works IN Leaf Bud City?" Sun: "What?! Scarlett, we need a teleportation circle huge enough for the entire Holy Temple!" (starts panicking) Judgement: "Sun, we still have the temporary seal, so there's no need to panic." Storm: (faints at the idea of all the paperwork this will entail)
Judgement has found a girlfriend and Storm has also started dating.
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Post by CherryChimchim on Oct 15, 2015 21:58:04 GMT -8
Judgement: (smiles, and everyone faints from fear) Hell: (sees Judgement's smile and retreats several steps) Sun:...Has the world ended? Judgement, stop smiling! You even scared Hell! Moon: (whistles as he looks at their girlfriends) "180cm+ beauties. I would have totally wanted to be their boyfriend, but unfortunately they're both taken." Leaf: "I'm so happy for both of you! When's the wedding?" Storm: (refuses to get married to avoid the paperwork)
The Twelve Holy Knights find out the world is going to end in a few hours.
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tsukicrystal
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You could rattle the stars. You could do anything, if only you dared.
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Post by tsukicrystal on Oct 25, 2015 18:36:02 GMT -8
All: "What did Grisia do this time" Sun: (acts clueless and shows the greatest smile) The Brilliance of the God of Light has summoned us all to his side and would like to... All: "Strangle him. NOW!"
Sun tries his hand at gambling.
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Post by Ariana on Oct 26, 2015 5:43:00 GMT -8
Judgement: (glares at Grisia as if he would like to strangle him) "Gri-si-a Sun!!!" Sun: "The benevolent God of Light has enlightened His Sun Knight, that the pasttime usually referred to as 'gambling' is truly interesting and should not be viewed with as much scorn, as it is commonly regarded with." (smiles brilliantly at Lesus) Every other person present: (flees in utter terror) Pope: "If he thinks that he can get me to finance this, he can try!!!" Hell: "Sun, such behaviour is not fitting for the Sun Knight."
Neo manages to cause a huge diplomatic incident somewhere, which ends up involving the entire Church (due to the fact that he is the former Sun Knight).
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Post by CherryChimchim on Oct 29, 2015 23:01:31 GMT -8
Chasel: (sighs) "Neo..." Pope: (smiles innocently) Someone's retirement funds are going to be frozen. Sun: "Ah, as teacher has called upon the benevolent God of Light, of course the Church of the God of Light would provide its aid..." Teacher...I suddenly have the urge to practise sword fighting... Aldrizzt: (shakes head sadly) "I'm sorry I couldn't stop him in time." Ceo: (drowns in paperwork)
Pink gets a new, male body for herself, with a build akin to that of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Post by Monica on Nov 2, 2015 11:45:04 GMT -8
Sun: (draws the Divine Sun Sword) "NO!! You're not allowed to wear that!!!" For God sake!! Roland is enough! I don't wanna see this atrocious sight again! Judgment: (sigh) Now you can know my feelings when I saw your pink face mask, Sun... Pink: (holding a pink colored apron with lace on every corner with an evil smile) "Why can't I wear this? This is because you destroyed my body before!" Hell: (quietly rummaging the wardrobe in Pink's house) Did Grisia hate pink-colored apron that much? Maybe I must lend my apron from back then...
Three days violent snowstorm makes every corner of the Kingdom of the Forgotten Sound full of snows for one week.
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Post by thebookgirl on Nov 3, 2015 16:26:19 GMT -8
//Randomly joins game//
Storm: Yeah, yeah; I get it. I've already got the forms ready. No matter what happens, I wind up with more paperwork. I would go so far as to say when I die, it will be with pen in hand... Sun: Be not wary, for the benevolent God of Light is watching over us eternally. Even in the event it should so seem he is trying us or means us harm, His intent is always for our happiness and comfort. Sun must so implore his brothers as to recognize that no matter the situation, the benevolence of the God of Light will shine through, but only if our hearts are open... Ice: No. Sun: Damnit. I'll bet that sweets shop has shaved ice... Then again, maybe if I bribe-- Ice: No.
Some say there is a bright side to every situation; others say there is a perfect food for any situation.
Whitey, the still-and-possibly-forever dark unicorn returns to the Kingdom of Forgotten Sound. Sun decides to care for the unicorn once more, and everyone relents, but after a mere four days, Whitey escapes again.
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Post by CherryChimchim on Dec 8, 2015 22:44:06 GMT -8
Judgement: "Grisia, I told you it wasn't a good idea to let Whitey stay in the Church." Sun: That ungrateful bast...horse! Don't ever let me see you again or else... Leaf: "It's okay Sun. Whitey will definitely come back! Maybe we should go out into the city and call for him." Earth: (snorts) "Are you sure it didn't run away because of his name? Who could be so stupid as to call a black horse 'whitey'?"
Lesus suddenly develops a taste for blueberry sweets.
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Post by cheeto on Mar 2, 2016 21:01:14 GMT -8
Sun: "May the God of lights benevolnce be with you dear brother Judge Knight" (extends hand and looks cutely at Judge)*give me your berry pie* Judge: "Sun Knight, I believe the Judgement complex is no place for you since there's now nothing which you can gain from here" (looks away from hand and face) Sun: "This Sun doesn't understand brother Judgment's words since this is the place which needs the God of Lights benevolence the most" (searches body) *Don't you evade me, I know you have that pie* Judge: "The God of Light's benevolence and sweets can't reach this place and are already gone, I made sure of it" (stares at sun) *Sorry I...suddenly ate it...it was delicious* Sun: (stares back saddly at Judge) *y-you ate my pie?!* Judge:"...I had a sudden crave for it, sorry" Sun: "..." *my pie! snifsnif! my poor innocent delicious blueberry pie!* (smiles, turns around and goes away...stops) "May this Sun ask, if the love of the God of light was actually conveyed to brother Judge?" Judge: "Blueberry pie is actually delicious...no wonder you ate so much" Sun: (Goes away dejected) *He loves it now! I won't have freebies from him anymore! snif snif*
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Post by cheeto on Mar 2, 2016 21:11:48 GMT -8
sorry forgot to add the next thread...again...so very sorry...
Ice suddenly becomes unable to bake
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Post by CherryChimchim on Mar 5, 2016 2:53:09 GMT -8
Sun: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY DESSERTS!!!!! MY BLUEBERRY-FLAVOURED CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pope: (shakes head) "This is very unfortunate news." Why, Ice, why? Now I have to spend more money to hire a dessert chef otherwise everyone in the Church is going to mutiny because of a lack of desserts! Leaf: "It's okay Sun. I will make food for you." Ice: "...I can still make cheesecake..." Sun: (brilliant smile) "Sun must trouble dear brother Ice to do Sun a little favour..."
The LSK world becomes greyscale.
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