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Post by hazel81 on Jul 28, 2015 2:21:40 GMT -8
(aaaah do you have the flu? Get well soon~~) Granted, all flus vanish, but so does our understanding of illnesses and medicines, so everyone is killed by the incurable smallpox.
I wish there were more bus routes that went past my house...
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ulabula
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Post by ulabula on Jul 28, 2015 3:07:33 GMT -8
Granted, but they don't stop to pick you up, so you get a bike to go to a place 4 km away from you where they actually stop to pick people up. The first day you go there, you are in a hurry and when you turn right the bus runs over you, and you end up in the hospital. When you finally get out, they have changed the bus routes again, and the ones that go past your house don't go to places you want to get to.
I wish I wasn't cold...
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Post by dinoj on Jul 29, 2015 16:47:22 GMT -8
Granted. You are no longer cold because a large swarm of bees took a liking to you and decided to become a full body armor for you (:
I wish I had a pet unicorn * U *
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Post by Monica on Jul 29, 2015 21:42:32 GMT -8
Granted. But the unicorn dislikes you and ran away (then he met Grisia and following him XD).
I wish all the chili and bell pepper in the world disappear >o<
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nimue
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Post by nimue on Jul 29, 2015 21:52:38 GMT -8
Granted, all the fruits in the world now taste like chilli and bell peppers depending on your life for them before their transformation.
I wish I didn't have this migraine slash the virus that's been going around...T.T
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Post by CherryChimchim on Jul 31, 2015 2:36:32 GMT -8
Granted! You instead get muscular dystrophy and live an agonising life as your muscles waste away, yet you are unable to die until your time is up.
I wish I had the ability to manipulate the DNA sequence of any organism at will, on a large-scale basis concerning the entire organism or tissues down to individual cells, without causing any form of injury or change to my current self, nor cause injury or change to any other individual for this wish to be granted, and retain this ability from the moment this wish is granted to the moment I cease to exist in this world.
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Post by Trespasserby on Jul 31, 2015 21:20:11 GMT -8
Granted. Under the clause that you will not cause "change to any other individual," you theoretically have the ability to change the genetic sequence of any organism at will, provided that you follow an extremely expensive and tedious procedure. Since you never have the funds to change the genetic sequence of any organism at will, this clause remains fulfilled because nothing goes changed.
I wish for a bottle cap, a glass jar, a glob of petroleum jelly, three dollars, a cup of instant noodles, 225 mg of salt, your pillow, a blue pillow, Internet connection, lemon-flavored toothpaste, a gooseberry, five sticks of grape gum, an LED streetlight, fifteen smooth pebbles, a set of swimming goggles, 1 L of distilled water, a hummingbird outside the window, twenty seven locks on the doorway, 25 degrees Celsius over the freezing temperature of water, 6 hats that have flown into hot springs, one box of clean tissues, one molecule of carbon monoxide, two PR! members, 592 bumps on the stucco wall, a copy of Eclipse Hunter Volume 5, an old helmet for Second Life that no longer works, eight green plastic bags, an iota of common sense, two sterile contacts, a Laser Judgment spell card in reserve in case an intruder breaks in, a mound of lemon jelly, two sesame seeds, some holy light, 33 sewing needles, and 999 voodoo dolls.
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Post by Monica on Aug 3, 2015 5:00:13 GMT -8
Granted. The next day, an earthquake will come and destroy them all..
I wish a vampire butler like Charles really exists in this world.
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Post by Trespasserby on Aug 3, 2015 9:13:00 GMT -8
Granted. You even get to meet him! But when you do, it turns out that he doesn't speak any language you know.
I wish for a sparkle.
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Post by dinoj on Aug 3, 2015 23:18:55 GMT -8
Granted. You get Robin Sparkles! She'll follow you everywhere and sing you all her hits I wish there were taco aliens that secretly invaded the earth and made tacos babies that taste amazing!
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nimue
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I ship too many boy pairings.
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Post by nimue on Aug 4, 2015 0:34:19 GMT -8
Granted~ The taco babies you devour instantly eat you from inside out and thus because of you eating that taco baby, the apocalyptic events similar to what happen in DE happen!
I wish for the knowledge of everything.
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Post by Monica on Aug 4, 2015 4:20:15 GMT -8
Granted. After that, you become physically disabled. Your eyes can't see anything, your ears can't hear anything, your mouth can't say anything, your body can't move anymore and so on. You became a human who know everything but can't do anything at all ._.
I wish dust can't make you sneeze.
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Post by dinoj on Aug 5, 2015 0:15:53 GMT -8
Granted. Dust are actually little bugs and now that you no longer squeeze when they try to enter your head through your nose, they are free to invade your brain and slowly eat it up and take over your body! I wish I had the power to make delicious and non-threatening pizza appear whenever I feel hungry
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ulabula
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Post by ulabula on Aug 5, 2015 11:24:33 GMT -8
Granted, but it appers 1000000 km away from you.
I wish I had more time to bake.
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Post by Trespasserby on Aug 5, 2015 14:34:38 GMT -8
Granted. After fracturing both arms in multiple places, you're given time off of work to recover, so you also have more time to bake.
I wish for magical pocket lint. Since this lint must originate from the nearly extinct and almost non-existent pockets found on women's clothing, it is incredibly rare and difficult to find. A legendary treasure indeed.
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