nimue
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I ship too many boy pairings.
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Post by nimue on Aug 5, 2015 23:41:54 GMT -8
XD
Granted! The moment you get the magical pocket lint, all the pockets of women's clothing disappear! And thus you have a bit of magical lint and all the women in the world angry at you!
I wish for creation.
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Post by CherryChimchim on Aug 6, 2015 21:58:11 GMT -8
Granted! Creation is already occurring every second of everyday as cells of living organisms divide to create new cells.
I wish humans will begin to devolve from the moment this wish is granted, and eventually return to the form of a unicellular organism from which the human race first gained life in the same amount of time it has taken the human race to evolve to our current state.
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Post by kientas on Aug 9, 2015 21:31:39 GMT -8
Granted, but you will remain the way you are now, alone forever.
I wish I could read Chinese
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nimue
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I ship too many boy pairings.
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Post by nimue on Aug 10, 2015 2:08:40 GMT -8
Granted! You can only understand one kind of obscure dialect that only occurs in very silly and nonsensical poems from the diary of a Persian child and you now can never understand any languages to scientist's dismay and excitement! They now note you as dead and whisk you off to a government facility to examine.
I wish for a mermaid's tear, five unicycles, a garden from Eden, a feather of logic from Anubis, a collection of Beatles' albums, a drop of water from fountain of life, a sparkle from the glorious Minmin herself, a McDonald's cup, a wardrobe of stroppy heels, a thousand and one different numbers, a crystal vial of poison and a matching twin set of tubes that hold truth serum and a delicacy that enthralls and enchants.
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Post by CherryChimchim on Aug 13, 2015 22:11:15 GMT -8
Granted! They are not for you.
I wish for a mirror that reflects everything, but nothing that can be seen.
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Post by hazel81 on Aug 14, 2015 3:48:06 GMT -8
Granted! The mirror has the word "everything" and the words "nothing that" scribbled all over it~
I wish for something nice.
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nimue
Staff
I ship too many boy pairings.
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Post by nimue on Aug 18, 2015 21:48:26 GMT -8
Granted~ But it is full of tofu~
I wish for clarity.
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ros
Holy Knight Trainee
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Post by ros on Aug 19, 2015 21:54:59 GMT -8
Granted. Engaging Clarity Boosters in 3... 2... 1... Clarity Boosters engaged. Analyzing clarity...
Clarity Results: 1001010111 0100101010 1010101000 0101010111 0101010100 1010101010 1001010101 0101011111...
ERROR. ERROR. Overflow detected. Initilizing Emergency Cancel... ERROR. ERROR. System failure at 67%. Initializing Emergency System Reboot. ... ... ... Initializing System... All systems normal. Checking log... Orders received. Engaging Clarity Boosters in 3... 2... 1...
I wish I were funny.
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nimue
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I ship too many boy pairings.
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Post by nimue on Aug 20, 2015 0:18:28 GMT -8
Granted! Because you made me smile and if it weren't for the fact I'm working at the moment I'd be giggling a little. Don't underestimate your humor or yourself ros, because that self-deprecating stuff is for nimnim to basically work everyday~ And nimnim basically invented that stuff! So don't make nimnim feel completely incompetent! I wish that world peace to happen.
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Post by CherryChimchim on Aug 21, 2015 1:34:59 GMT -8
Granted! The entire world is silent forever as sound waves cease to exist as a form of energy in the physics of this world.
I wish for a mole of carbon to appear under a scientist's microscope in their field of view.
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nimue
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I ship too many boy pairings.
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Post by nimue on Aug 22, 2015 3:33:38 GMT -8
Granted! The mole of carbon appears but it splits into thousands more and the first disappears from the scientist's microscope, and their field of view as it constantly multiplies and creates mass chaos because it becomes a deadly virus that kills everything slowly and very, very painfully.
I wish for death to rain, for life to be horrible, for chocolate to be running out- oh wait. It's already happening. I wish for a pound of eggs.
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ulabula
Holy Knight Trainee
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Post by ulabula on Aug 24, 2015 10:04:47 GMT -8
Granted, the eggs are rotten.
I wish my music teacher was understandable...
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tsukicrystal
Villager
You could rattle the stars. You could do anything, if only you dared.
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Post by tsukicrystal on Aug 24, 2015 21:32:20 GMT -8
Granted, you are placed in a class with toddlers for etenity.
I wish school doesn't start in the morning. UGH...
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Post by Monica on Aug 25, 2015 1:29:12 GMT -8
Granted, school starts in the night but the day and the night got swapped too and it became the same as per usual.
I wish people hunger can be satisfied just by one meal per day.
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ulabula
Holy Knight Trainee
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Post by ulabula on Aug 25, 2015 6:52:02 GMT -8
Granted, but that meal has to be five times as big as a normal meal for them to be satisfied.
I wish it went a bus to Geta from town at 19.05 every day...
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