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Post by cheeto on Mar 26, 2016 1:22:58 GMT -8
SUN: (smiles gracefully) *I won't have to care for my skin anymore!*
JUDGE: "I belive you are smiling too early Sun Knight, this event is grave" (looks worriedly at sun)
SUN: (keeps smiling) "What are you saying brother Judgement? This is one of the miracles of the God of Light",we should rejoice and bask in it since this is a clear declaration of the God of Light to make all of its children equal in beauty"
JUDGE: "Sun Knight, if this is sent by the God of Light then it's a punishment, since the harsh God of Light found out we were acting out of our roles, or at least you were since it doesn't make much difference to me" *How will you keep your Sun Knight image?*
SUN: (smiles with a tinge of sadness, looks at while hair and grayscale eyes) "I belive this is not a punishment from the God of Light my dear brother, since the God of Light only knows of love and forgiveness, but indeed we must search its cause, since we don't know when evil forces will come to challenge this Sun's position because of the lack of Light" *Let's solve this now or my teacher is going to come and kill me!*
The Twelve Holy Knights suddenly get high pitched voices (like when inhaling/being exposed to helium)
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Post by CherryChimchim on Mar 27, 2016 3:32:30 GMT -8
Roland: ...
Ice: ...
Storm: "I really must be too tired. Even my ear's aren't working anymore"
Judgement: This really won't do. This kind of voice is impossible for interrogating criminals.
Earth: "Now S-Sun can sing the Hymn of the G-God of Light a-again so much bett-ter"
Sun: **** you bastard! "Sun believes that Brother Earth is now capable of singing the Hymn of the God of Light too?"
A giant blueberry pie with eyes falls from the sky and lands on Lesus' head. It refuses to get off or move a single bit.
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Post by cheeto on Sept 9, 2016 21:12:33 GMT -8
(In the bathroom sitting in their chairs)
Sun: "Dear brother Judgement it has come to this Sun's attention that the radiance of the God of Light shines more brightly than ever upon your head" (looks at the blueberry pie like a hunter at its prey)*****Let.me.eat.that.PIE!
Judgement: "...." (tries to remove Pie without luck) "I'm afraid the Harsh God of Light is currently punishing me for my wrongdoings by letting this creature remain by my side. In your place I would start correcting my faults, unless you want the Severe God of Light's punishment to fall upon you in the same manner in the darkest hour" ***I can't take this thing from my head, I can't work with it and you can't eat it unless you want me to cut your hair while you sleep.
Every Holy Knight from the warm-hearted faction turns to Heavy Metal-style appearances upon waking and they can't change them.
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Post by armadatw on Aug 14, 2017 6:40:28 GMT -8
Sun: (runs off to Pink's munching on chocolate cookies without fear of anyone recognizing him as he removes the light element from his hair)
Cloud: "..." (recludes himself in a cupboard with a book searching for a way to undo the curse)
Storm: "Help me, Sun!" (runs for his dear life as droves of infatuated women start chasing him)
Earth: "I'll kill you, Sun!" (chases down Sun, thinking Sun is responsible for the women rejecting his proposals to have tea, as his appearance contradicts his "personality")
Leaf: "Sun, can I have a few strands of your hair?" (prepares several straw men to relieve his stress)
Blaze: (kicks down Leaf's door) "You too? Awesome, let's go start a band!"
Pope: (orders cheap punk band costumes and orders the warm-hearted faction knights to form a band for the sake of their paychecks)
Storm's looks and Sun's singing ends up attracting a huge crowd, selling out the concert hall. Eventually, Cloud finds a cure, but the legend of "The God of Light's Pure Heavy Metal Band" continues to linger for generations.
The Twelve Holy Knights find their consciousnesses switched into each other's bodies listed below:
Sun <-> Judgement
Earth <-> Metal
Storm <-> Moon
Blaze <-> Ice
Leaf <-> Stone
Cloud <-> Hell
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Post by cheeto on Jun 30, 2018 18:39:32 GMT -8
Sun (Judge): (tries to smile)....(fails)...*I can't do this* (walks towards Judge's room without making eye contact with anyone)
Onlookers: "!!!" *Gasp! the Sun Kinght must be in a very bad mood, are there any undead nearby?!*
Judge (Sun): "The Harsh God of Light needs to pass some Judgement this beautiful morning!" (grins maliciously)
Judgement knights: "!!!" *Gasp! The Captain must seriously be in a bad mood today! We need to find the Sun Knight!*
Metal (Earth): (smiles handsomely towards a beautiful girl), Hello there, would you accompany me for a meal?
Confused Girl:"..." *Metal knight is supposed to have a poisonous tongue, so perhaps he is cursing me poor?*
Earth (Metal): "Such a simple room, Earth must be a really frugal man"
Storm (Moon): (praises the God of light and goes out to flirt with many women!)
Moon (Storm): (praises the God of light and stays inside to sleep a full 12 hours)
Blaze (Ice):"..."
Blaze knights: "Oh God of light, our captain must be sick!"
Ice (Blaze): (kicks down door) (many knights watch him surprised) "Oops! It was out of habit!" (tries to put door back in place)
Onlookers:...
Leaf (Stone):"..." (glances around and sees many vodoo dolls, in his hand there is even one of the sun knight)
Stone (Leaf): "I must tell Sun about this immediately!" (searches for sun)
Cloud (Hell): (suddenly finds himself inside a cupboard) "Have I been put inside a coffin without noticing?"
Hell (Cloud): (suddenly outside training) "..." (looks around) "This is not where I was" (disappears)
Hell Knights: "..." (shudder) "our captain is a man of many secrets" (everyone nods in sudden enlightment and keep on training)
Hell Knight can be revived, the price: everyone must turn gay for a day.
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Post by armadatw on Jul 18, 2018 8:31:00 GMT -8
(Gonna be a troll and do the opposite of what's probably expected)
Pink: Informs Sun of her odd conditions for fully reviving Roland as a human. (She's bored and just wants to have a bit of fun.)
Sun: Tries to bribe her with another 30 helpings of strawberry shaved ice instead.
Hell: Objectively reasons with Sun that it is only for a day, and he is already forced to bring Pink many helpings of shaved ice. (Plus he really wants to be able to taste food again!)
Metal (after being ordered by Judgment to accompany Earth in surreptitiously finding out where Sun ran off to): Reports back to Judgment about Pink's odd condition.
Earth: Absolutely refuses to be a victim living through the humiliation of being gay even for a day, and attempts to interfere with the proposed deal.
Pink: Laughs hysterically as she watches Sun, Hell, and Earth fight/argue over a ridiculous and impossible task she made up.
Judgment: Rolls his eyes and continues through the day as if nothing happened, knowing how absurd and impossible the condition is.
The 38th Generation of Twelve Knights are forced to fight the 37th Generation of Twelve Knights in an all-out brawl as a "charity event" (to replenish the Holy Temple's wealth from funding the war against the Demon King)
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